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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature full of random Pope Francis pedophilia joke opportunities and candid butt shots (I know, I really fucked your eyes...

The Superficial   1 day 8 hours ago

Sorry to hit you with two Kardashian-based posts in a row, but this one also involves another celebrity wanting nothing to do with them because they’re pissy shitpeople from...

The Superficial   1 day 8 hours ago

So remember not even an hour ago when I said the Gwyneth Paltrow post was the feel good story of the day? Ignore that. Forget I said that. This is the feel good story of the day....

The Superficial   1 day 9 hours ago

And now for the feel good story of the day. Gwyneth Paltrow‘s infamous lifestyle website apparently isn’t the golden organic goose that lays renewable gilded Faberge...

The Superficial   1 day 10 hours ago

With Lindsay Lohan‘s death imminently approaching (She turns 28 in July, so it has to be soon.) it behooves Disney to have another ginger drug addict in the wings, so...

The Superficial   1 day 11 hours ago

After finally watching her reality show that apparently captured reality a little too well for her tastes, Lindsay Lohan came up with an excuse for the season finale to explain...

The Superficial   1 day 12 hours ago

- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are coordinating outfits now. - Padma Lakshmi‘s banging Richard Gere. - ScarJo‘s bouncing breasts GIFs, anyone? - Hey Airlines, Stop...

The Superficial   1 day 13 hours ago

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll be straight with you guys, and just tell you half of this thing is more Coachella. Because if there’s one thing...

The Superficial   2 days ago

SPOILERS. Get out while you still can. Don’t say I didn’t warn you… So after watching last night’s episode of Game of Thrones, I thought I left with the...

The Superficial   2 days ago

II. Pre-purchase identification A Kardashian must always be viewed from the hindquarters for the best price determination. These guidelines will help ascertain precisely which...

The Superficial   2 days ago

Jon Hamm is the cover interview for the May issue of Men’s Fitness who I’ll just assume has a monthly feature called “Zen And The Art of Letting People See Your...

The Superficial   2 days ago

In case anyone’s in the mood for nipples frolicking through a hazy field from 800 yards away, here’s Lea Michele shooting a music video over the weekend where her top...

The Superficial   2 days ago

If you’ve noticed a sudden freshness to the air along with a general feeling of improved health across America, Miley Cyrus has officially canceled the remaining US dates of...

The Superficial   2 days ago

Now that Tila Tequila‘s done doing InfoWars porn – and actual porn – it’s time to resort to the famewhore spectacle of choice: faking a pregnancy. And if...

The Superficial   2 days ago

Here’s a quick little timeline of this post for the sake of reinforcing what a gaping cuntbag of a liar Lindsay Lohan is which is my main thesis here if not every single...

The Superficial   2 days ago

Lindsay Lohan's Best Kept Secret: Miscarriage!

Well, it ain't no secret anymore because Lindsay Lohan dropped the bomb during the finale of her reality series "Lindsay" on Sunday, and revealed to the world that she...

Waleg Celebrities   2 days ago